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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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pxlbyte:

 by Scott Hillburn 

死の危機が迫ると妊娠率が向上するということは、妊娠率を向上させるには死の危険を作り出せばよいということである。実際、交尾排卵動物の中には、この手法を実践している動物もいる。例えば、ミンクのオスは、メスの首筋を噛み、血をほとばしらせることでメスを興奮させ、排卵させ、妊娠させる。人間の場合でも、強姦や不倫といった、法や道徳を破るセックスの方が、合法的な夫婦どうしの日常的なセックスよりも妊娠率が高い。

人間以外の霊長類も、自然排卵だけでなく、交尾排卵をする。例えば、オランウータンのオスは、発情期でないメスを強姦することがある。だが、人間以外の霊長類は、性フェロモンの機能が健在であるため、自然排卵だけでも確実に繁殖できる。これに対して、人間は、自然排卵だけを頼りにしていると、繁殖が不確実になる。

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

hipinuff:

Pablo Picasso (Spanish: 1881-1973), Two Pigeons, 1960. Oil on canvas, 65 x 81 cm.

hipinuff:

Pablo Picasso (Spanish: 1881-1973), Two Pigeons, 1960. Oil on canvas, 65 x 81 cm.

actegratuit:

digital illustrations by hi a.k.a. xhxix

actegratuit:

digital illustrations by hi a.k.a. xhxix

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